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Cool Pals are cool… and pals.

tetsudc — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:21:23 +0000

We here at CrazyMundo are in constant search to deliver you the best in what comedy can offer. That is why our scientists back at the CrazyLaboratorio have developed CrazyMundo’s OWN WEBCOMIC, which rocks so hard it just sucks!

Enjoy it. Or else…

Beautiful art demands beautiful worlds.

WoCM MMORPG

tetsudc — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:43:48 +0000

Acclaimed game developers Locoland Studios have finally released the first theatrical trailer for their upcoming MMORPG, WoCM. This piece was crafted by the greatest artists on the CGI and animation media, and it has set a whole new standard for upcoming game releases. The MMORPG will show a dozen classes, balanced for PvP, as well as thousands of quests designed for fun, epic leveling.

With that said, rush to the trailer and have the fun of your life!

MR WASURENAIDEKUDASAI ROBERTS’ NUMBER ONE FUN TIME TIMES NUMBER ONE: DINOSAURS!!

omfgzell — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:28:22 +0000

Mr Wasurenaidekudasai Robert’s Number One Fun Time Times Number One: Dinosaurs!

Well hello there, little laddies! Welcome to the first volume of my NUMBER ONE FUN TIME TIMES, where we get to talk about all kinds of really neat stuff! Today’s volume is the first part of a VERY cool insight in the fascinating and magical
world of the world’s mightiest and most RAD creatures of all time:

Sadly, my assistant couldn’t make it to the set today, so I had to hire a new dinosaur superstar to help us with his friend: Mr. Ilovemyserpentbodysomuch Smith! (he’s not my cousin – if you were asking yourself the same question I did when I met him!)

Mr Serpent: YO
Mr. Roberts: Hey, Mr Smith. Can I call you Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith?
Mr Smith: NOT REALLY BUT OH HELL JUST DO IT
Mr. Roberts: Thank you very much! So let’s get started with the show and, mainly, THE FUN TIMES!
Mr Smith: YEAH SURE WHATEVER WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
Mr. Roberts: Well I just thought you could give us an insight in the coolest animals in the world –

Mr Smith: WELL I DON’T REALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT THEM LOL BUT I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU COME OUT WITH SOMETHING COOL TO SAY
Mr. Roberts: Well, children, you heard Mr. Serpent: let us get started!

Mr. Roberts: This, kids, is what we call the mighty Dinosaur Rex! He’s got a hell of a lot of teeth there!
Mr Smith: I HEARD HE COULD EAT AN ENTIRE MELON WITHOUT BLINKING AND/OR CALLING FOR HELP
Mr. Roberts: Well that’s a pretty rad achievement, Mr Smith! I think of just one thing when I look at him: POWER
Mr Smith: I THINK ABOUT CLOUDS EVERYTIME I EAT BURRITOS
Mr. Roberts: …… Yes!

Mr. Roberts: Next, we have what I like to call Spikeasaurus! This one is the Spikeasaurus T! He’s a Carnovivosaurus, that is, he likes to eat meat!
Mr Smith: THAT SOUNDS A WHOLE LOT LIKE SPANISH I THINK HE MIGHT BE MEXICAN
Mr. Roberts: I heard he’s always angry!! And who wouldn’t? He has a whole lot of spikes in his back!
Mr Smith: GET AWAY FROM ME WETBACK GO BACK TO YOUR MEXICAN COUNTRY

Mr. Roberts: Next is another kind of Spikeasaurus: The Spikeasaurus F! He doesn’t have spikes in his back, so he’s not really a “Spike”asaurus. But what do we know!
Mr Smith: THOSE CRAZY SCIENCE PEOPLE
Mr. Roberts: Indeed! Science is a very whacky thing, and we shouldn’t mess with it yet. But this dinosaur, he eats beans! And Tamales!
Mr Smith: WHATS THAT
Mr. Roberts: A very delicious mexican dish!
Mr Smith: I DONT LIKE MEXICAN THEY LIKE TO EAT DOGS AND SHIT
Mr. Roberts: Well, this dinosaur is CLEARLY a stupendous queer. Or should I say… FAG?
Mr Smith: NO BUT I LIKE TO RUN AROUND WHEN I WANNA TAKE A SHIT THERE YOU GOT

Mr. Roberts: And the last one in this volume is the Spikeasaurus Rex! He sure looks scary, huh, Mr. Smith?

Mr Smith: YOU CANT SEE IT BUT IM ACTUALLY RUNNING VERY VERY FAST
Mr. Roberts: This one is sure to be the king of the dinosaur jungle, back in Brazil!
Mr Smith: IM ALSO THINKING IN BURRITOS AMERICAN FOOD THATS YUMMI
Mr. Roberts: It sure is, my friend!

And that’s the end of today’s show, my dear children! Be sure to tune in next week for another insight in the fascinating issue of….

WHAT IS THIS CRAP ABOUT?

tetsudc — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:24:24 +0000

I’ll tell you what this crap is about. Yes sir, I will. WITH BURNING PASSION AND A POWERFUL SENSE OF THE EXTRAORDINARY AND SURREAL, PEER-REVIEWED ULTIMATE CRIMSON LOCOLOCO STUFF.

Yes, yes, that’s exactly what we are about: lovely and idiotic rants over whatever we feel like writing about. Or dolphins. God I hate dolphins. They are SO mean. One even tried to bite me! For real! It was like, dude, get over yourself, you’re just a freakin’ dolphin and you are supposed to make me happy and stuff.

Of course that never happened, but you get the idea. Or do you? No, really, if you don’t, please let us know, it’s not like we’re total jerks about people not getting what this crap is about.

Well, yes, we are total jerks, but not a single soul cares.

So yeah, that’s what CRRRRAZY MUNDO is about.

Now go prepare something to eat, I’m kinda starving.

THEM CRAZY NIPS

omfgzell — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:38:49 +0000

BE STEALING MAH CANDY

Hello hello mundo!

tetsudc — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:20:37 +0000

HELLO AND WELCOME! This is the new blogo from your friends El Zello and Tetsucito! We will be your beautiful and naive hosts this evening. We like long walks in the park and eating out. Ourselves. Dolphins. CRAZY-MUNDO SELLS THEM FOR ONLY $4.99 PESOS.
So yeah, anyway, welcome welcome, amigos. Have a nice time and WATCH OUT, ZOMBIES ARE BEHIND YOU.

PS: WE ARE NOT DOLPHINS. FOR REAL.